Admiral Lypten T. Jones the III

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

05px:

math

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twistedmiroir:

Jenny 13 + Tommy (Tomcat)

twistedmiroir:

Jenny 13 + Tommy (Tomcat)

queerhawkeye:

clint slips from a rooftop while firing an arrow, hits three balconies on his way down and end up butt first on an old and wet mattress that was going for the trash

parkour, says kate on their intercom

alchemistphantom:

Dark/dragon I am hydreigon rawr

promsien:

I designed armor for Clockwork. Idk what to do with it T3T/

promsien:

I designed armor for Clockwork. Idk what to do with it T3T/

theyuniversity:

You never know what you will find on Craigslist.

theyuniversity:

You never know what you will find on Craigslist.

secretmantra:

"Descent of Man," by Rebecca Yanovskaya.Ballpoint pen and gold leaf.

secretmantra:

"Descent of Man," by Rebecca Yanovskaya.
Ballpoint pen and gold leaf.

secretmantra:

"Descent of Man," by Rebecca Yanovskaya.Ballpoint pen and gold leaf.

secretmantra:

"Descent of Man," by Rebecca Yanovskaya.
Ballpoint pen and gold leaf.

not-rocket:

don’t leak nudes

leak the avengers: age of ultron trailer

losrachetss:

kingmuthaphuckinbasquiat:

thaunderground:

sizvideos:

Video

I’ve never used the word “exasperating” in my vocab ever.

Lmaoooo he said “buy me some earplugs too”

He is too grown lmao 😂😂

laughingbear:

a ghost!

laughingbear:

a ghost!

hold up

lovelydeck:

pass-the-sass-please:

okay. I found this website that has a collection of people who made their prom outfits out of duct tape, yes, DUCT TAPE.

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can we all just take a moment

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to appreciate all of the hard workimage

that must have gone into these outfits

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like damn, that is a lot of duct tape and dedication

good job guys

There is actually a competition run by duck tape for the best duck tape prom dress and suit. I believe the winner gets like a ton of scholarship money!